Liberals Hate Santa Clause

Liberals love their conspiracies just as much as they love hating capitalism. ... Continue Blurping

That Idiot at Work

You know who I’m talking about. Okay, you may not know the specific person that I, personally, am talking about, bu... Continue Blurping

What to Expect When You’re Expecting the Harry Potter Movie: A Bold and Critical Analysis of a Film for Children

If you’re one of the trillions of fans of the Harry Potter franchise (nicknamed “Potheads”), this is a big week fo... Continue Blurping

You CAN choose your family!

Let me preface this; I love my family. Mommy loved me, Daddy only drank socially, and besides for that thing with Uncle ... Continue Blurping

5 Ways to Make Baseball Watchable

With the playoffs in full gear, I doubt I’m the only one with baseball on my mind right now.  And I also doubt I’m ... Continue Blurping

The Movie Inception: Starring Four Fans of the Movie Inception (Now With Spoilers! Like this train)

“Knockout punch.” “Dazzling.” “Most ambitious psychological thriller ever.” “Pretty good.” These are jus... Continue Blurping

Why I Hate People Who Don’t Use Cruise Control

A little illustration to show my annoyance with those who refuse to drive a single speed. ... Continue Blurping

If I Ruled the World: Population Control

What with anti-monopoly laws being what they are and how expensive carbon flux capacitors have gotten lately, chances ar... Continue Blurping

The Five Most Awkward High Fives

Let's talk about the high-five.  A classic time honored tradition of raising your phalanges into the air to make contac... Continue Blurping

The Burlington Mosque Factory

Now there’s been quite a bit of hub-bub in the news the past few weeks over the planned building of a mosque at the fo... Continue Blurping